This video is all about the Vital Surge Testo Gummies reviews online that are fake and part of a scam, falsely claiming Dr. Barbara O'Neill has some sort of involvement with the product's abilities to help with prostatitis. In reality, all of this is a scam. I asked ChatGPT's AI to write a letter to the scammers making fun of them. The following was all written by AI. It has its moments:
Dear Pathetic Scammy Small Fry,
First off, let’s get one thing straight—you can’t hide your tiny... ambition behind fake reviews and phony endorsements. I mean, wow, Vital Surge Testo Gummies? Sounds like a snack for the truly desperate. The only surge happening here is in your imagination, where maybe, just maybe, someone finally believes your nonsense.
You’ve got a lot of nerve dragging Dr. Barbara O’Neill into your charade. Poor lady has never even heard of your pathetic excuse for a product. What’s the matter? Couldn’t find anyone willing to put their real name on this garbage? Did you try to pitch it to actual doctors only for them to laugh you out of the room? Oh, but then you wouldn't know what it's like to be in a room full of people laughing, would you? That would require you to actually have a pair.
Now, let’s talk about these “glowing reviews.” Did you write them yourself while alone in your mom’s basement? I bet you got a little too excited, huh? Hands shaking, squinting at the screen because it’s hard to see past that insecurity. Let’s be real—you’re not fooling anyone. People can spot a fake review faster than they can spot... well, you know, your issue.
And the claims about helping with prostatitis? Please. The only swelling your product's ever going to cause is the rage in anyone who buys it and realizes they've been duped. Maybe that’s why you’re so obsessed with fixing other people’s “problems.” Projection, much? Or is it just a desperate attempt to compensate for something else that’s... shall we say, not up to the task?
Listen, we get it. It's tough out there for scammy little scammers like you. But hey, using someone’s image without permission? That’s low, even for someone who probably thinks “integrity” is just a fancy word for "internet password." You’re the kind of person who probably gives limp handshakes, wears socks with sandals, and thinks Axe body spray counts as a personality. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
So here’s a tip—next time you’re thinking about launching another product, try looking in the mirror first. Maybe work on inflating something that matters, like your self-esteem. Oh wait, I forgot—there's no pill for that.
Sincerely,
Someone Not Impressed by Your Miniature Manhood
Dear Pathetic Scammy Small Fry,
First off, let’s get one thing straight—you can’t hide your tiny... ambition behind fake reviews and phony endorsements. I mean, wow, Vital Surge Testo Gummies? Sounds like a snack for the truly desperate. The only surge happening here is in your imagination, where maybe, just maybe, someone finally believes your nonsense.
You’ve got a lot of nerve dragging Dr. Barbara O’Neill into your charade. Poor lady has never even heard of your pathetic excuse for a product. What’s the matter? Couldn’t find anyone willing to put their real name on this garbage? Did you try to pitch it to actual doctors only for them to laugh you out of the room? Oh, but then you wouldn't know what it's like to be in a room full of people laughing, would you? That would require you to actually have a pair.
Now, let’s talk about these “glowing reviews.” Did you write them yourself while alone in your mom’s basement? I bet you got a little too excited, huh? Hands shaking, squinting at the screen because it’s hard to see past that insecurity. Let’s be real—you’re not fooling anyone. People can spot a fake review faster than they can spot... well, you know, your issue.
And the claims about helping with prostatitis? Please. The only swelling your product's ever going to cause is the rage in anyone who buys it and realizes they've been duped. Maybe that’s why you’re so obsessed with fixing other people’s “problems.” Projection, much? Or is it just a desperate attempt to compensate for something else that’s... shall we say, not up to the task?
Listen, we get it. It's tough out there for scammy little scammers like you. But hey, using someone’s image without permission? That’s low, even for someone who probably thinks “integrity” is just a fancy word for "internet password." You’re the kind of person who probably gives limp handshakes, wears socks with sandals, and thinks Axe body spray counts as a personality. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.
So here’s a tip—next time you’re thinking about launching another product, try looking in the mirror first. Maybe work on inflating something that matters, like your self-esteem. Oh wait, I forgot—there's no pill for that.
Sincerely,
Someone Not Impressed by Your Miniature Manhood
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